What can I say about me that I haven't already said about my self so many times that I'm sick and tired of hearing me talk. I'm half cynic, half conspiracist, which means I trust the lies that I tell unless you repeat it. I'm part Irish, part German so I get really drunk and beat the crap out of myself for starting such vicious truths. I drink in moderation compared to no one. I love good food and I seem to always find plenty of that. I’d like to think I’m a pretty funny feller but then I notice that I’m the only one laughing. If you asked my friends, the ones that have stuck around this long, they would probably tell you I’m the nicest jerk you’ll never want to meet. I would probably agree to that.